Three gay men are gathered to have their lovers creamated, mourning over the fact that all three of their partners had died. One of the men look at the other two and ask what they are doing with their ashes. The first one replied "my John loved to surf, so I'm scattering his ashes in the ocean. The second replied "my Frank loved to skydive, so I'm renting a helicopter and scattering the ashes in the air. They both look at the third and ask what he's doing with his lovers ashes. The third man replied "my Bill loved to cook, so I'm making an extra spicy pot of chilli, dumping his ashes in and eating the whole thing, just so he can tear my ass up one last time.
