a man comes across a lady with no arms and legs in the middle of the boardwalk. she is very sad and crying. he asks her whats wrong.. she says " no one has ever hugged me", so he bends down and gives her a hug to make her feel better.
the next day, he comes down th boardwalk and sees the same woman crying again. so again he asks "what's wrong?" and she replies... "well, no one has ever kissed me", so he looks to see if anyone is looking, and quickly bends down to give her a kiss, this makes her smile...
on the very next day, sure enough, the man sees the lady crying again in the same spot. so he asks "what's worng with you today?" . and the lady replies "im 28 and i've never been f****d, and im afraidthat i will die before i ever do get f****d", so th man thinks about it for a minute, then picks up the lady, takes her down by the ocean... and throws her in the water and says, " there, now ur f****d"
