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How do you get a nun pregnant?
You f%ck her.
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Originally posted by Jason43:
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You f%ck her.
not even corny - just dumb.
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Originally posted by in the shop:
why cant barbie get pregnant, ken comes in his own box
Why did Wendy get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.
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Originally posted by Horse:
Originally posted by Jason43:
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You f%ck her.
not even corny - just dumb.
I totally agree with that...hell my figgin "Bee Pee" joke was a lot better.
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Originally posted by mystique97:
Originally posted by Horse:
Originally posted by Jason43:
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You f%ck her.
not even corny - just dumb.
I totally agree with that...hell my figgin "Bee Pee" joke was a lot better.
Not really. 
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My post about that new Car  
Anyways,
So a car salesman gambles his money away and goes bankrupt, loses everything.
Soon finds himself living on the street. One day he trips over a wine bottle and a genie pops out.
The Genie (naturally) grants him One wish.
He asks to run his own foreign-car dealership.
POOF
He finds himself at Daimler-Chrysler....in Japan.
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Originally posted by Cris'pus:
My post about that new Car
Anyways,
So a car salesman gambles his money away and goes bankrupt, loses everything.
Soon finds himself living on the street. One day he trips over a wine bottle and a genie pops out.
The Genie (naturally) grants him One wish.
He asks to run his own foreign-car dealership.
POOF
He finds himself at Daimler-Chrysler....in Japan.
you may want to stick to taking cool pics in the fog... 
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Why do Mice have small balls?
Because not many of them can dance.
Q: What is green and smells like pork?
A: Kremit's finger.
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Originally posted by todras:
Q: What is green and smells like pork?
A: Kremit's finger.
Hahahaha... That one's funny.
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Originally posted by Bmonje:
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe, the Giraffe gets to drunk and passes out in the floor, the man is too weak to carry the giraffe out of the bar, so he leaves it there, on his way out, the bartender says, Hey! you cant leave that Lion here, and the man says, ha its not a lion, its a giraffe
name the movie that was in and recieve a free hug
i don't know what movie it was in, but that wasn't even corny
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