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Originally posted by holycowSVTpaul:
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your laundry.
Doeh.hahaha But bad 
Team Evo
Staz: You know why they call it Skunkworks?
Everyone: Why?
Staz: Because everything that comes out of it stinks!!!
Steeda-I hate you stazi
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Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love, and get married. The wedding wasn't that great but the reception was excellent!
Man walks into a butcher's store. He says to the butcher "I bet you can't reach that meat all the way on the top shelf". The man look at the meat, turns to the man and says: "You're right, the steaks are too high."
Man walks into a bar with a slab of asphault under his arm. He says to the bartender, "A beer for me. And one for the road."
A set of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says: "I'll serve you but don't try to start anything."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do yo call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Grasshopper goes into a bar. The bartender say "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says, " That's stupid. Who'd want a drink named Larry?"
Sal Khan
00 SVT - Not pretty
00 Aprilia RSV Mille - Also Loved.
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"I just want someone I can stand once her mouth is free of obstruction."
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Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Originally posted by mystique97:
...and the bee replied, "Bee Pee!"
Now we've officially gone from corny to lame. 
...and the difference is?
Jason G.
1997 Mercury Mystique GS ZETEC ATX
Born: 11/96
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What do you call a dead, decomposed blond in a closet?
Last year's hide-and-seek winner.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A lickalottapus.
What do you call two Native American lesbians going down the river in their canoe?
Fur traders.
former owner, 95 SE MTX
02 Ford Explorer
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Originally posted by SalKhan:
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
A neutron walks into a bar and the bartender hands him a beer. "What do I owe ya?" Asks the neutron?
The bartender replies: "For you? No charge!"
Diesel owns you
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What does a gay horse eat??????????
(best gay voice)-Haaaaaaayyyyyyy.
Keith P.
Killed in action-4/27/06
'99 CSVT
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# soon to come
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How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the bulb really has to want to change.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white?
A blonde doing cartwheels.
A blonde walks into a bar, holds out her hand and says to the bartender, "Look what I almost stepped in."
"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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why cant barbie get pregnant, ken comes in his own box
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What do you give an elephant that has diahrea?
Room.
stock 1998 silver frost SVT E0 #1545 out of 6535
* K&N drop-in air filter
* DMD
* Koni's w/ stock springs
* Autolite double platinum
* Tranny cocktail
* Mobil 1 Snyth Oil @ 60K miles
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Will a funny picture work instead? Just spotted this in Garden State thought I would share. 
95 SES Sold
99 SE Sport Sold
99 SVT T-Red Tan Interior. K&N, Magnecors, 19' Theorys, And some audio stuff.
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