Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love, and get married. The wedding wasn't that great but the reception was excellent!
Man walks into a butcher's store. He says to the butcher "I bet you can't reach that meat all the way on the top shelf". The man look at the meat, turns to the man and says: "You're right, the steaks are too high."
Man walks into a bar with a slab of asphault under his arm. He says to the bartender, "A beer for me. And one for the road."
A set of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says: "I'll serve you but don't try to start anything."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do yo call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Grasshopper goes into a bar. The bartender say "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says, " That's stupid. Who'd want a drink named Larry?"
