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Originally posted by Horse:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
What is the hardest part of a vegatable to eat?
The wheelchair.










Horrible but hilarious.


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Originally posted by Bullet:
Originally posted by Horse:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
What is the hardest part of a vegatable to eat?
The wheelchair.










Horrible but hilarious.





Very funny


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A Polish guy goes to the eye doctor and is asked to read the eye chart,

LUKZACZEWTWUWCKZ.

"Can you read this?" asked the doctor.

"Read it? I know the guy!!"


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What do you call a dog with no legs?

----It doesn't matter what the hell you call 'em, he's still not coming to you!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?

----Russell.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs on the beach?

----Sandy.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean?

----Bob.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinocerus?

----'Ell-if-I-know!



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Originally posted by MxRacerCam:
Originally posted by Trapps:

And, to honor the topic starter, allow me tell you of the 4 types of female orgasm:

The positive; Oh Yes Oh Yes Oh Yes!
The negative; Oh No Oh No Oh No!
The religious; Oh God Oh God Oh God!
and finally the Fake;

Oh Mx Oh Mx Oh Mx






i guess i had that coming!







Sense of Humor intact!


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A man walks into a bar, orders a beer and drinks it down. Then he stares into his shirt pocket and orders another beer. After he finishes his second beer, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another beer. The bartender can't help but be curious and askes the man why every time he orders a beer, he looks in his shirt pocket. The man answers," I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home."


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Yep another corny joke,
One day this guy was driving in his truck down a country road and a bee was flying in his truck and he was about to squish it and the bee says, "no don't squish me you could use my assistance someday I'm a helper bee," and the guy says, "ok," and lets the bee fly out the window, a few weeks later, the guy is on that same road, and his truck breaks down he is sitting there nothing to do and the bee comes back and asks the guy, "whats wrong sir?" and the guy replies, "my truck broke down and I don't know what to do," the bee says, "let me take a look," the bee flys under the hood, and around 10-15 minutes later he comes back out and says to the guy, "ok try to start it," the guy turns the key and his truck starts! he asks the bee, "how did you do that bee?" and the bee replied, "Bee Pee!"

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Originally posted by mystique97:
...and the bee replied, "Bee Pee!"




Now we've officially gone from corny to lame.


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What do you do when your dishwashers breaks down?

Slap her on the back.


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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.


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