A man is having problems with premature ejaculation problems with his new wife and decides to see a counselor. The counselor suggests that the man masturbates before engaging in sexual activity with his wife.
Before leaving for work the next day, the man's wife says to him, "I'm going to ravage you as soon as you get home!"
All day long the man is thinking about how and when he's going to have time to masturbate before he gets home. He decides he's going to do it on the drive home.
While driving home comes up with a clever disguise - he pulls over, put his flashers on, and decides to crawl under his car as if he's having car trouble.
He crawls under, closes his eyes, concentrates, and goes about his business.
A few minutes later he feel's a tap on his foot and a man says, "This is Officer Jones. Can I help you?"
Without opening his eyes he says, "Thanks for your help, but I think I found the problem!"
Officer Jones replied, "Good, but you might want to check your brakes, too, cause your car rolled about 50 feet away."
