Two guys were driving through the desert when they ran out of gas. They started walking down the road, and after about half an hour they both got really hungy. Then, off in the distance they see a tree, but instead of leaves it is covered in bacon. When they start to get closer one of the guys is gunned down and shot to death. With his last breath he turns to his friend and says, "Thats not a bacon tree, thats a HAMBUSH"
