What do you call 2 gay irish men? ... Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pothole? Phil
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Ilene
What do you call 2 guys holding a curtin over a window? Curt n Rod
What do you call a guy on his knees and a guy standing up? Neal n Bob
How many flies does it take to screw in a lite bulb? 2 ... question is how did they get in there?
Those are my best corny jokes. They are the funniest when told when you are sleep deprived.
