Originally posted by Bmonje:
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe, the Giraffe gets to drunk and passes out in the floor, the man is too weak to carry the giraffe out of the bar, so he leaves it there, on his way out, the bartender says, Hey! you cant leave that Lion here, and the man says, ha its not a lion, its a giraffe

name the movie that was in and recieve a free hug



Ain't that from Caddy Shack, when Rodney Dangerfield was telling that joke?

Anyhow I got a joke for you guys, a duck walks into a hardware store and asked the clerk, "do you sell nuts?" and the clerk said to the duck, "no duck this is a hardware store we don't sell nuts" and the duck walks out.
The next day, the duck comes back same thing duck asks, "do you sell nuts?" and the clerk said to the duck, "no duck this is a hardware store we don't sell nuts, and if you come back one more time, I'm going to nail you little webbed feet to the floor!" and the duck walks out.
Next day, the duck comes back, asks the clerk, "you got any nails?" the clerk said, "no," and the duck asks, "good got any nuts?"

thats as corny as I can get.

Last edited by mystique97; 01/22/05 12:01 AM.
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