oh yeah, one more, for all the religious cuckoos.

a priest and a rabbi are standing next a playground watching the children play.
the priest turns to the rabbi and says "hey rabbi, what do you say we go over there and screw a couple of those kids?"
the rabbi turns to the priest and says "what should we screw them out of?"

Originally posted by Tourgasm:
Sometimes you can mess up a word so bad that spell check doens't know what the hell you're talking about.