Originally posted by TexasRealtor: What do the Mafia and cunnilngus have in common?
One slip of the tongue and your in deep sh!t.
oh so gross
OK, corny.
Why is beer better than a woman?
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car. Beer is never late. Hangovers will eventually go away. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer. Beer never has a headache. A beer won't get upset when you come home with beer on your breath. Beer looks the same in the morning. Beer doesn't look you up in a month. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony. Beer doesn't have a lawyer. Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive. Beer never says no. A beer won't smoke in your 'Tour.
"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
