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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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2 guys walk into a bar, and sit down. One asks for a beer, and the other one asks to pass down some peanuts. When the guys got there orders, the peanuts started talking to the guy, and they said, "Hey, nice shirt you got there." So the guy asks his friends why the peanuts were talking...... He said, becuz there complimentary!! 
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Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.
for whatever reason - this made me laugh outloud for about 3 min!!!
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What do the Mafia and cunnilngus have in common?
One slip of the tongue and your in deep sh!t.
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What is a freudian slip?
It's when you say one thing and mean your mother.
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Originally posted by bigMoneyRacing:
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin"
"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get t!ts too."
LMAO! 
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Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
What do the Mafia and cunnilngus have in common?
One slip of the tongue and your in deep sh!t.
oh so gross
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Originally posted by Horse:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
What do the Mafia and cunnilngus have in common?
One slip of the tongue and your in deep sh!t.
oh so gross
OK, corny.
Why is beer better than a woman?
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
Beer is never late.
Hangovers will eventually go away.
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
Beer never has a headache.
A beer won't get upset when you come home with beer on your breath.
Beer looks the same in the morning.
Beer doesn't look you up in a month.
If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
Beer doesn't have a lawyer.
Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive.
Beer never says no.
A beer won't smoke in your 'Tour.
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Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.
Kremit, you took my joke, but the one I was going to post was:
Two blondes walk into a bar, you think one of them would have noticed.
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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe, the Giraffe gets to drunk and passes out in the floor, the man is too weak to carry the giraffe out of the bar, so he leaves it there, on his way out, the bartender says, Hey! you cant leave that Lion here, and the man says, ha its not a lion, its a giraffe
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