Scientist today exhumed beethoven from his grave, when they opened the coffin, they were shocked to see him playing the piano backwards,when asked what this meant a spokesman said he was de-composing.
Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day. The agent goes "Sean, I've got you a job, starts tomorrow, early. You'll have to be there for 10-ish". Sean furrows his brow and says "Tennish? but I don't even have a racket."
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin"
"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get t!ts too."
