awww...i thought we were actually going to see him wakeboarding down the street, just audio.

WTF is with 911 operators??

Originally posted by Tony the Mustang lover:
This black guy just stole my car and I'm hanging onto the back of it and I'm not lettin' go!



Originally posted by 911 lackey:
Who is he?



Originally posted by Tony the Mustang lover:
I don't know!



Originally posted by 911 lackey:
Sir, you're just gonna have to let go. You can get another car.



Originally posted by Tony the Mustang lover:
Can you please just call the cops?!




Originally posted by Tourgasm:
Sometimes you can mess up a word so bad that spell check doens't know what the hell you're talking about.