Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
The Texas white card also includes these options:

-The belt with "Bubba" on it and a huge buckle
-The obligatory pick up truck with glass packs and gun rack
-Various soda cans sitting on the table with spittle in them
-A pink Oxford and John Deere baseball cap
-A hot girlfiend in tight Wranglers who likes to kill small
animals for fun




AWESOME! Do I get boots too!




It's Texas...That's expected...


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