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Originally posted by Ray:
You are like.. the whitest black guy I've ever met. I don't think you've ever said "dawg" or "n'[censored]", around me before
LOL, you wouldn't believe how much I hear that Ray. I guess the media's portrayal of how we're "supposed" to act has the masses fooled. Quite sad actually. 
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Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by Ray:
You are like.. the whitest black guy I've ever met. I don't think you've ever said "dawg" or "n'[censored]", around me before
LOL, you wouldn't believe how much I hear that Ray. I guess the media's portrayal of how we're "supposed" to act has the masses fooled. Quite sad actually.
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Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Ok fine. I'll give you the white card. Maryann hasn't earned it yet.
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The Texas white card also includes these options:
-The belt with "Bubba" on it and a huge buckle
-The obligatory pick up truck with glass packs and gun rack
-Various soda cans sitting on the table with spittle in them
-A pink Oxford and John Deere baseball cap
-A hot girlfiend in tight Wranglers who likes to kill small
animals for fun
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Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
The Texas white card also includes these options:
-The belt with "Bubba" on it and a huge buckle
-The obligatory pick up truck with glass packs and gun rack
-Various soda cans sitting on the table with spittle in them
-A pink Oxford and John Deere baseball cap
-A hot girlfiend in tight Wranglers who likes to kill small
animals for fun
AWESOME! Do I get boots too! 
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Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
The Texas white card also includes these options:
-The belt with "Bubba" on it and a huge buckle
-The obligatory pick up truck with glass packs and gun rack
-Various soda cans sitting on the table with spittle in them
-A pink Oxford and John Deere baseball cap
-A hot girlfiend in tight Wranglers who likes to kill small
animals for fun
AWESOME! Do I get boots too!
It's Texas...That's expected...
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Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
-Various soda cans sitting on the table with spittle in them
That brings back bad memories from childhood. My 2 older brothers dipped and always left there spit-cups / spitoons around to get spilled. eeeewwwww... 
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Originally posted by White99SE:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
-Various soda cans sitting on the table with spittle in them
That brings back bad memories from childhood. My 2 older brothers dipped and always left there spit-cups / spitoons around to get spilled. eeeewwwww...
Or when some drunk (northern)chick put her coke next to one and then drinks the wrong one. 
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That happened to me once.
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Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
....a three hour tour...
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2416261
Sorry guys I missed this b/c I was at my other job and couldn't pull up the movie,so today I go back & decide to check it out, now I can learn to live with the maryann thing but WHY did you portray me as John Kerry!
I may be a troll but I don't feel like I deserve this treatment 
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Originally posted by Obie1:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
....a three hour tour...
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2416261
Sorry guys I missed this b/c I was at my other job and couldn't pull up the movie,so today I go back & decide to check it out, now I can learn to live with the maryann thing but WHY did you portray me as John Kerry!
I may be a troll but I don't feel like I deserve this treatment
You can't tell us how to treat you!!
You're the troll!!
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