Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Ok fine. I'll give you the white card. Maryann hasn't earned it yet.

KokoPuff = Don ââ?¬Ë?No Soulââ?¬â?¢ Simmons

Benfits include:
The Preppy Handbook
A pair of penny loafers
Conway Twitties greatest Hits

*Bonus: Bon Jovi tickets




The Texas white card also includes these options:

-The belt with "Bubba" on it and a huge buckle
-The obligatory pick up truck with glass packs and gun rack
-Various soda cans sitting on the table with spittle in them
-A pink Oxford and John Deere baseball cap
-A hot girlfiend in tight Wranglers who likes to kill small
animals for fun

"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."