Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Afro Card.





Where did Dae-Dae come from?

Oh, and what benefits do we get?






Short for Daeshawn.

Among many benefits your Afro Card comes with the follwing:

-Rhythm
-Soul
-You can call people Jive Turkey whenever you feel the need
-You can use the word M'F'er as a noun, verb, adverb, or adjective
-You're now a minority (even moreso, since you're an Honorary Black person and you're white)
-Any jewelry you own is now Bling-Bling. This includes your wedding ring.
-Any host of stereo types and myths are now at your disposal. Wield them with care Padawan, for the Force is stong.




Sweet...

It's gonna be hard...I've had a person call me the whitest white person out there...

The best part was, this is coming from a girl that looked and acted just like Snoop Dawg (and I'm not joking)...She was the coolest person I've ever worked with though...


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