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Originally posted by infuryum:
I like it better the first way.
simma don nah! 
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From Louisianna Are We?!!
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Stumbled in here and found.... an awesome thread.
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What an idiot!! That hurt my face, But i still laughed.
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Does Anyone Have Any Good Darwin Award Nominees Layin' Around.???
Sorry That Link Just Made Me Urinate On Myself From Laughter!!!
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Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Does Anyone Have Any Good Darwin Award Nominees Layin' Around.??
one I came across yesterday
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Lord Of The Rings fan Julian Brooker was electrocuted on a rail line while imitating his favourite character Gollum. The 23-year-old scampered about on all fours like the 4ft hobbit and then pretended to touch a live track to impress his boozy friends. Unfortunately, for Julian, he accidentally touched what happened to be a 750-volt rail. The event struck after he and pals spent a night drinking on the beach near his Brighton home on October 23 last year.
Friend Eva Natasha wept as she told an inquest how they went to London Road station at 4am and began playing "the Gollum game". She described how Julian clambered from the platform on to the line. She said: "He touched a rail and pretended to be electrocuted. I didn't find it funny, but assumed he knew what he was doing. Then he touched the live rail..."
Yesterday's hearing was told Julian often got on all fours and pretended he was the evil character from the hit movie trilogy. East Sussex coroner Veronica Hamilton-Deeley was also told Brooker was a keen numerologist obsessed with the number 23 and went drinking on that date every month.
Then there was the one about the college girl doing a drunken handstand on her balcony..
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Originally posted by louisw:
Then there was the one about the college girl doing a drunken handstand on her balcony..
I Remember That One From A Couple Of Weeks Ago....
As For the People Of Sussex...  There Must Be Nothing To Do Around There
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Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Does Anyone Have Any Good Darwin Award Nominees Layin' Around.???
19 September 2003, Virginia
Hurricane Isabel tore into the East Coast, turning shallow creeks into raging rivers before she calmed down to a violent tropical storm. What better time to go canoeing? Especially at 2:30 in the morning, on a moonless night, to cap off a fun party?
Enter Christopher â??Blumpkinâ? Ball, 21, captain of the James Madison University rugby team, a man described by a teammate as â??insane, just indestructible.â? This ballroom-dancing rugby player left his own party early one morning, with friends who â??thought it would be all ha, ha, and funny to take the canoeâ? to Blumpkinâ??s old house, straight down Blacks Run Stream.
Winds were gusting to more than 50 mph, snapping trees like toothpicks, as nearly a foot of rain fell on the Shenandoah Valley. Rescue Squad chief Brandon Peavy told the reporter that the normally knee-deep water of Blacks Run was over a six-foot personâ??s head. Blumpkinâ??s canoe quickly capsized in the swift storm-fed stream, tossing its occupants into the churning water.
His female companion managed to reach the shore. His male companion, who knew it â??wasnâ??t a good idea from the start,â? climbed onto the bank near a railroad trestle. But our â??indestructibleâ? friend Blumpkin was sucked underwater twice, never to resurface. He was found at dawn, 100 yards downstream.
Chief Peavy was not allowed to comment on whether alcohol or drugs were involved in the accident.
[sidebar] Clearly, the â??indestructibleâ? Blumpkin never earned his Boy Scout merit badge in canoeing: â??If in doubt about dangerâ?¦ land and survey the water from shore before proceeding. Do not run any but the mildest rapids unless you have a guide who knows the river thoroughly. Wear life jackets in all rough water...â?
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Rugby players are seriously the most crazy people you will meet. That one was just a bit too stupid.
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