I. ok
II. you see, santa has a way to slow down time for the whole world save himself which allows him to travel at normal speeds. for evidence see "twice upon a christmas"
III. santa places a special field around the bag of toys which reduces its mass thereby reducing its weight to a manageable level. for evidence see "star trek." any series
IV. A)not applicable, see II and III
IV. B)to answer the question you did not ask, namely how do all those toys fit in that sack, he uses advanced spacial geometry to get 10lbs of crap in a 5lbs sack. for evidence see "mary poppins"
V. ha....just like an engineer to think that science and logic will prove anything.
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