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Originally posted by Viss1:
The pot is already pretty well-stirred, but I'll give it another whirl because I'm a prick like that:
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With the Blue States in hand, the Democrats have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, 92% of all fresh fruit production, 95% of America's export quality wines, 90% of the high tech industry, most of the US low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods and sequoias, all the Ivy League and Seven Sister schools, plus Amherst, Stanford, Berkeley, CalTech and MIT.
The Red States have firm control of 88% of all obese Americans, 92% of all US mosquitoes, 100% of all tornadoes, 90% of all hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, 100% of all Televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. Among those doing the "controlling," 38% believe Jonah was actually eaten by a whale, 62% believe that all life is sacred except for those on death row, 44% believe that evolution is just a theory, 53% believe that Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11, and, last but not least, 61% believe that Bush is a person of moral conviction.
Heh, now that was a funny little way of putting it!
jerseycat, I have to side with Pack on this and just say shut the hell up. Everybody in America has to make a living for themselves, who gives a rat's @ss if he does it by working for the largest retailer in America? Hell, night shift pays damn well, and I'm sure Pack knows it.
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