lmao I wish there were a Capital One commerical where the local Stealership uses their plastic to order all their parts (While angry customers charge from everywhere, Cobras burning out in the parkinglot). And when they go to swipe the card, it cuts it in half; they look up and see it's me, I smile, as we take back all the money they've owned us on.

I have yet to venture to my stealership. I'll let you guys know how it goes.