that was too [censored] funny! that's the funniest isht i've read all day!



Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schl*ng, and rub it on your br**sts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh [censored], I meant, your schl*ng! your schl*ng!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only f*ck women...


Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better.

Originally posted by Tourgasm:
Sometimes you can mess up a word so bad that spell check doens't know what the hell you're talking about.