Originally posted by todras:
Just wanted to wish everyone a safe and happy holiday. 4 days off woot! Keep those overseas in your thoughts and prayers. Thought I'd pass on my recipe.
How to cook a Turkey...
- Go buy a turkey
- Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven the on
- Take 4 whisks of drinky
- Turk the bastey
- Whiskey another bottle of get
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out
 thankyou very much for that....ill keep it in mind for when im home for X-mas thankyou for your support as well,  im sure well have something great to eat in our chow hall.............  let me stop kiddin myself. i hope you all have a great holiday, stay safe 
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