I bought one of their T-shirts about 9 years ago in Hawaii. Had to stop wearing it when the kids got old enough to read.

The name does grab your attention, but come on. They had to see this coming.

Function before fashion. '96 Contour SE "Toss the Contour into a corner, and it's as easy to catch as a softball thrown by a preschooler." -Edmunds, 1998