So this MILF was making small talk with me at a coffee shop during my dinner break... She was telling me about how her car was making a clicking noise when she drove. I asked her what type of car it was, and she told me it was a 2004 Eclipse GTS. Okay, that's pretty cool I'm thinking... Then she tells me more about her car and how she had NEVER changed the oil on it. She told me she bought it with 200 miles and now it had over 14,000!
I kindly suggested that she go change her oil before the engine well, fell apart. It pains me to go 3,500 miles without changing it, but 14,000...jesus christ.
She didn't know why oil should have to be changed every 3,000 miles and thought it was just their way of ripping us off. "Well, where does the oil go? I've never changed my oil before. I don't know why I need to!"
Also, apparently she owes 35k on the car as well. Several thousand from old loans and interest, bringing her monthly payment to a reasonable 700 dollars a month. No wonder the b*tch is single...
