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Originally posted by RTStabler51:
Yes sir. Sorry sir. Won't happen again sir.
Originally posted by MFE:
Yeah, TSBs that have goodwill, unpublished, non-public, undisclosed warranties behind them. If you chuckleheads would put down the standup routine for 30 seconds you might learn something. And whatever you do, don't quit your day jobs.
"FROM NOW ON, YOU WILL BE REFERRED TO AS PRIVATE JOKER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME SCUMBAG?!" 
Originally posted by Tourgasm:
Sometimes you can mess up a word so bad that spell check doens't know what the hell you're talking about.
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Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
Originally posted by PlatoSVT:
I was actually thinking about quitting my job so that I could paruse forums all day and crack jokes. Hopefully the forums will just pay me per joke to keep their forum light hearted. I think with your new piece of advice, I'll just stick with my job I have now.
I've been trying that for about 3 months now. I haven't received a check yet and I'm angry. I should have spent my time with my secret warranty map searching for hidden warranties in sunken pirate ships. 
what you NEED to do is watch more "Dora the Explorer". she can show you how to properly use a map. you just have to watch out for Swiper and if you see him yell out "SWIPER NO SWIPING!" 
Originally posted by Tourgasm:
Sometimes you can mess up a word so bad that spell check doens't know what the hell you're talking about.
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I have no life
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Originally posted by svt4stv:
what you NEED to do is watch more "Dora the Explorer". she can show you how to properly use a map. you just have to watch out for Swiper and if you see him yell out "SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
I've never seen that show though I've heard something about swiper... uhh yeah, though I don't get it.
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91 Escort GT (almost sold)
96 ATX Zetec (i brake to watch you swerve)
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MFE = Unstable!  Although he proposes a point about jumping on the noobs. I dish out my share of crap to people that don't Search, but it's usually after I see that they've A: been registered for 2 months, or B: have 300 posts and still don't frequent the Search function. Mark
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I'm plenty stable. It was all good (a little acerbic to make my point, but all good) until the perpetrator knuckleheads come at ME for being condescending and a know-it-all.
I already addressed the condescending issue. As for the know-it-all tag? I get that sometimes after they push me to take them to school. I guess that from the standpoint of the person who knows nothing but spouts BS as if he does, there's no point of reference to know how high is up, so it's all about accusing the guy of knowing something of claiming to know everything.
Pacific Green '96 Contour LX V6
â??98 GTP, light mods, 14.66/94
Calypso Green '92 Mustang LX coupe, 13.56/101
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 FFFFFFFFOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR FFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! FRRRRRRRRROM THE GOVERNMENT!!!
"Here's a mirror, see your stupid face!"
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Originally posted by contourGL1996:
FFFFFFFFOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR FFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
FRRRRRRRRROM THE GOVERNMENT!!!
hhahahahahahah
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Ford still will not grant me the replacement of my catalytic converter. It's on alldata, I even shown them; still won't do it. My cat's inards are broken into 2 or 3 nice big junks, and it messes with my ecu all the time (cel). Doesnt bog the car down yet, it just smells when I beat on it. I'd imagine that's a hidden one.
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Originally posted by svt4stv:
"FROM NOW ON, YOU WILL BE REFERRED TO AS PRIVATE JOKER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME SCUMBAG?!"
YOU DON'T SCARE ME! WORK ON IT!
--T.J.
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Originally posted by Pre98:
Ford still will not grant me the replacement of my catalytic converter. It's on alldata, I even shown them; still won't do it. My cat's inards are broken into 2 or 3 nice big junks, and it messes with my ecu all the time (cel). Doesnt bog the car down yet, it just smells when I beat on it. I'd imagine that's a hidden one.
Prolly dealer specific. ALtho shouldn't be. Try a different one
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