Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
Originally posted by PlatoSVT:

I was actually thinking about quitting my job so that I could paruse forums all day and crack jokes. Hopefully the forums will just pay me per joke to keep their forum light hearted. I think with your new piece of advice, I'll just stick with my job I have now.



I've been trying that for about 3 months now. I haven't received a check yet and I'm angry. I should have spent my time with my secret warranty map searching for hidden warranties in sunken pirate ships.



what you NEED to do is watch more "Dora the Explorer". she can show you how to properly use a map. you just have to watch out for Swiper and if you see him yell out "SWIPER NO SWIPING!"

Originally posted by Tourgasm:
Sometimes you can mess up a word so bad that spell check doens't know what the hell you're talking about.