I found a hidden warranty. It was in the back of my closet, I don't know what it's for though, it says it's a secret.
98.5 SVT
91 Escort GT (almost sold)
96 ATX Zetec (i brake to watch you swerve)
FS: SVT rear sway bar
WTB: Very cheap beater
CEG Dragon Run - October 13-15