Contour Enthusiasts Group Archives Forums Branches Eastern Canada I'm awake and am gonna complain

Originally posted by Cris'pus:

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Everytime I think he's saying...


'Hey, look at me! I'm you average looking, sounding and acting Canadian.......eH.'

You know cause the Avg. Canadian takes power packs camping, interrupts every neighbor on his block with his new "innovation" from CT, is witty, has 2.3 children, needs a beard and logger shirts, also needs an air compressor to take lug nuts on/off, is too ham-fisted to cut plywood in a straight line, needs 85 tools in 1 that'll "do the trick", uses as many products with the word TEFLON as they can for their car as possible, AND can't teach his deep-voice wife how-to change a flat but instead finds another "innovation" that overcomes its difficulty..........

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