It's outrageous! How dare they award the contracts to a company that was most qualified to do the job. The nerve!

And you know that if the tables were turned, and they awarded the contract to some other company in order to avoid any accusations of impropriety and that company royally fux0r3d the job that the left would be screaming about how GW was only concerned about his image and didn't award the contract to the most qualified company Haliburton because he was afraid it would look bad.