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Joke:

Officer gives a ticket to a speeder:

SPEEDER: I hope you are making your daily quota by giving me this ticket!

OFFICER: Well, we used to have quotas, ma'am, but the city got rid of them. Now we are free to write as many tickets as we want.


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Originally posted by svt4stv:

B. we had to PAY to park in Toys' parking lot! metered parking. (never seen a store charge for parking, even in beverly hills)





The Wal-Marts in Cd. Juarez charge for parking. It's cheap though, 3 pesos for the first 15 minutes and one peso every hour after that, so for an avg trip to Wal-Mart, you'd be paying less than $.50US to park.

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Originally posted by Sandman333:
From birth you teach your children that I'm the boogeyman and then you're shocked when they identify with my traditional enemy, THE CRIMINAL. You accuse me of coddling juveniles until I catch your kid doing wrong.




True.


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