Contour Enthusiasts Group Archives Forums Modifications Zetec Maintenance Post 98 Zetec Timing Belt How-to

Originally posted by Red1998SVT:

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2. Cris'pus' post will fall into the archives, and eventually the photos will become red x's.

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3. Other members (and newbies) will post questions about how to replace timing belts. Many will have tried to find information on the topic by searching in the forum archives, but they will find it difficult to weed through the tons of irrelevant information, and will be frustrated by the red x's.

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6. The earth begins to rotate more slowly on its axis. Gravity becomes weaker and weaker. We all eventually drift away into the stratosphere; metallic objects (like Contours and Mystiques) are drawn toward the sun, where they are burned to cinders.

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I think Ford Prophets thought that and baleeted our fast Four Doors before they realized it was superior to the Taurus. This hence explains the decontenting of useful plastic parts AND the excessive metal weight. Conspiracy!