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but lets see it as a joke.
One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Bush is not President and doesn't reside here."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush"
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr.Bush is not President and doesn't reside here."
The man thanked him and again walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"
The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."
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Don't be lazy, clean the damn thing up before you post it!
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it was funny but I would rather see bush there then kerry
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Call TBS; this might qualify as mildly entertaining.
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i am pretty [censored] sure i heard that same joke for the 2000 election with gore and bush
(only replace Bush with Clinton)
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Originally posted by HITMANinMI:
but lets see it as a joke.
One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Bush is not President and doesn't reside here."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush"
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr.Bush is not President and doesn't reside here."
The man thanked him and again walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"
The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."
Heehee!  I found it funny Hitman...then again, I'm a douchebag. 
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Originally posted by Static:
it was funny but I would rather see bush there then kerry
Agreed.
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i honestly dont know much about elections............what i do know is how much i wanna get home. i dont care who wins, just send me home .
i thought it was pretty funny.....
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