Can't mention country music with out saying hick. Hey, lets wear skin tight pants, cowboy boots and button up shirts and think we're straight. Hey, check out my truck with the 6 inch lift kit and big mud tires. Can't forget to check out my new system, here I'll put on some Garth Brooks, it bumps! Oh, check out my John Deere exhaust I put on and my way to loud pipes! Louder the pipes = smaller the penis.
Sorry if I offended anyone, just had to say that with all the people hating on rap.
