Originally posted by LilRedRocket:
"Now Officer, I can't get ma license out if ya don't hold ma beer!"




*known by all, but still good*

Officer: "sir your eyes are a little bloodshot, have you been drinking?"

Driver: "Officer, your eyes are a little glazed over, have you been eating doughnuts?"


98 Corolla LE 1.8L DOHC 1ZZFE TEIN H.Tech Springs Tokico HP series Struts Short ram air intake Tsudo Axel Back Exhaust ... if a jelly fish stung me.. would you pee on the wound?