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AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW
Bought My Wife
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT
Fix It All the Time
FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
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Addicted CEG\'er
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Originally posted by Tourgasm:
Sometimes you can mess up a word so bad that spell check doens't know what the hell you're talking about.
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A few more....
FORD- Fixed or Repaired Daily
FORD- Found on Road Dead (sorry guys)
FIAT- Fix it again Tony.
GM- Great Mistake
1999 Ford Contour SE 5spd 74km
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Hard-core CEG\'er
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Ford: Fu(ked Over Rebuild Dodge
Buick: Barffed Up Icky Carmel Korn
Pontiac: Poor Old Negro Thinks Its A Cadillac
Originally posted by Chickens:
Religion can't do much for ashholes (unless you are an alterboy)
98.5 Se w/SVT mods
98 E0 SVT~ sold
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Hard-core CEG'er
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FORD: FIrst on Race Day! 
3.0 SVT hybrid...all the fixens...Track/Race ready very soon!!!!!! 20,000 + miles
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Dodge: Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
My Cars
1999 Silver Frost SVT - 80,000km #2603/2760 Aug. 10, 1999.
1996 Mercury Mystique LS V6 MTX - retired @ 323,151km.
1995 Ford Contour V6 MTX-sold @ 214,000km
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FORD backwards.
Driver Retunrs on Foot
3.0 SVT hybrid...all the fixens...Track/Race ready very soon!!!!!! 20,000 + miles
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Martin
My Profile
2000 Contour SE V6 ATX 170K miles
Hecho en Mexico
Steel blue w/greystone interior
1997 Volvo 850 Wagon 146K
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Veteran CEG\'er
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Veteran CEG\'er
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FORD : FUC@#D ON RACE DAY 
CSVT E0 3L
14.5 @ 94mph, Stock Intake, Stock Exhaust minus Resonator, CEL, And Broken Pass. Side CV...Untuned.
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