Originally posted by mrspindlelegs:

"Beautify America!
1)Get a haircut.
2)Remove those piercings.
3)Learn how to wear pants that are the proper size.
4)Lose some weight.
5)Turn that boom box down.
5)Baseball caps are not worn backwards.
6)If you can't sport a full mustache or beard, shave!"

Shall we take this slogan and modify it further for fun?

Mr. Spindlelegs


1)get a haircut depending on how professional you want/need to be.

2)remove those peircings depending on how professional you want/need to be. it may be required by your job or school. on your own time you can set off as many metal detectors as you please

3)learn how to wear pants that are the proper size depending on how professional you want/need to be. it may be required by your job or school. example: at the family business, where i am in charge, i require my employees wear their pants about their waists and that the crotch not come down to their knees as this is not a presentable image to customers in general.

4)lose some weight so long as your job is dependent upon your physique, unless it does not and you understand and accept the consequences that come with being overweight, then go for it.

5)baseball caps are not to be worn backwards depending on how professional you want/need to be. it may be required by your job or school.

6)if you can't sport a full mustache or beard then shave depending on how professional you want/need to be. it may be required by your job or school. i for one am not in a position here i must shave everyday due to rules, although i should with how quickly i get 5 o clock shadow. i just let my barber take care of that every two weeks with my haircut. i do understand and accept that some people/companies/situations require/prefer/expect one to be clean shaven and i modify my policy accordingly.

there, successfully modified to my liking


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