Don't YOU PEOPLE know the 21st Century version of "Beautify America"? In the 1960s, it was just "Get a haircut". Now it's:
"Beautify America! Get a haircut. Remove those piercings. Learn how to wear pants that are the proper size. Lose some weight. Turn that boom box down. Baseball caps are not worn backwards. If you can't sport a full mustache or beard, shave!"
I'm certain there are more rules that can be added. Shall we take this slogan and modify it further for fun?
Mr. Spindlelegs