well, i'm just plain "whore". (dave as first name comes out "slick d**k")
anyway, the code assigns each letter a number (1-26) and draws the name out of the array based on them (by adding and doing something with the % [forgot what that does, my javascript is a little crusty]). i know if ya put your name in backwards or actually the letters in any order, still comes out the same.
funny [censored], though...