Last time I looked. It looked exactly like a SAAB from the front.

The rest is obviously WRX, but crap, if that's your only excuse, I'm not going to even bother listing the pro's of this over the Passat or 9-3. You're obviously against the 9-2X (not that I fully understand why).
If my job hadn't insisted on supplying me with a Magnum, I'd be ordering a 9-2X for myself.
How can you thumb your nose at Subaru reliability, AWD superiority, turbo-performance added with SAAB styling and reputation?
Go drive one and I bet your opinion will change!