Don't fret. You probably will be for a very long time.
Quote: Why do you continue to post?
Because I find your ignorance amusing.
You see, I received my training in Defensive Driving, Offensive Driving, and Vehicle Dynamics from the JFK Special Warfare Training School at Fort Bragg.
While I certainly don't consider myself an expert in the field, I am particularly well educated in virtually all manner of offensive driving manuevers, having both studied the theory and conducted more than my fair share of the maneuvers in reality as well.
Aside from my own comic relief, I like to take your wonderful suggestions and forward them to my old instructors for their amusement as well.
So, hey, if nothing else you can say you did some patriotic duty today and made some old soldiers laugh.