Wow, your craftly use of the caps lock button really convinces me of your point!
But anyways,
Think about this logically. Suspended license = fine, running from cops = jail time, but if something else found w/ suspended license = more jail time then, running from cops sounds like a viable option. Innocent people generally don't run, but when they do they normally pull over eventually and say it just isn't worth it.
"Helicopter"
huh? Lemme guess, a big magnet on the bottom and they just life the car off the road