Best superlong thread I ever saw on a forum was on a Ford Explorer forum (no, not rollover.com or POPtiss.com or itwasfirestonesfault.com). The thread was called "How do I get Herculiner off my hootus?" Seems the fellow was lining his wheel wells with Herculiner when nature called and eek ..........well, 8 pages of hilarity and cheap shots at buddy's new rough-textured hootus ensued.

98 Silver Frost SVT
"I was doing fine until I ran out of talent."
"It's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get."