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"Guess which wing of the hospital the maternity ward was in?

I WAS BORN IN THE WEST WING!"

WTF?!? Is he serious??

I can't believe that you guys that think Bush is such a terrible speaker (and he is) ACTUALLY think that Kerry is any better!! Maybe the least engaging major candidate I've seen in... my life (Bob Dole notwithstanding)

Umm Bush is really bad, it sometimes takes him like like like like four times of repeating repeating the the same same word word word to finally finally finally get get get it it out out.

Here are a few quotes from Bush by the way...

My job is to, like, think beyond the immediate."â??Washington, D.C., April 21, 2004

"This is historic times."â??New York, N.Y., April 20, 2004

"Obviously, I pray every day there's less casualty."â??Fort Hood, Texas, April 11, 2004 (Thanks to Pat Gallagher.)

"Recession means that people's incomes, at the employer level, are going down, basically, relative to costs, people are getting laid off."â??Washington, D.C., Feb. 19, 2004 (Thanks to Garry Trudeau.)

"God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about their future can hear."â??Los Angeles, Calif., March 3, 2004 (Thanks to Tanny Bear.)

"The march to war affected the people's confidence. It's hard to make investment. See, if you're a small business owner or a large business owner and you're thinking about investing, you've got to be optimistic when you invest. Except when you're marching to war, it's not a very optimistic thought, is it? In other words, it's the opposite of optimistic when you're thinking you're going to war." â??Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004 (Thanks to Garry Trudeau.)

"See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Officeâ??I love to bring people into the Oval Officeâ??right around the corner from hereâ??and say, this is where I office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person."â??Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004 (Thanks to Michael Shively.)

"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers thanâ??I say more Muslimsâ??a lot of Muslims have diedâ??I don't know the exact countâ??at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill."â??Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004 (Thanks to Michael Shively.)

"In an economic recession, I'd rather that in order to get out of this recession, that the people be spending their money, not the government trying to figure out how to spend the people's money."â??Tampa, Fla., Feb. 16, 2004

"King Abdullah of Jordan, the King of Morocco, I mean, there's a series of placesâ??Qatar, Omanâ??I mean, places that are developingâ??Bahrainâ??they're all developing the habits of free societies."â??Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

"But the true strength of America is found in the hearts and souls of people like Travis, people who are willing to love their neighbor, just like they would like to love themselves."â??Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004 (Thanks to George Dupper.)

"My views are one that speaks to freedom."â??Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

"In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences."

"There is no such thing necessarily in a dictatorial regime of iron-clad absolutely solid evidence. The evidence I had was the best possible evidence that he had a weapon."

"The recession started upon my arrival. t could have beenâ??some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it startedâ??but nevertheless, it happened as we showed up here. The attacks on our country affected our economy. Corporate scandals affected the confidence of people and therefore affected the economy. My decision on Iraq, this kind of march to war, affected the economy."â??Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004

"I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons."â??To Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004

"[T]he illiteracy level of our children are appalling."â??Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004 (Thanks to Lewell Gunter.)

"Just remember it's the birds that's supposed to suffer, not the hunter."â??Advising quail hunter and New Mexico Sen. Pete Domenici, Roswell, N.M., Jan. 22, 2004

"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governorâ??the presidentâ??governorâ??president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched himâ??get a Purple Heart for action in Iraqâ??and at that sameâ??right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United Statesâ??a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen."â??Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004

"I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country."â??Washington, D.C., Jan. 14, 2004

"And if you're interested in the quality of education and you're paying attention to what you hear at Laclede, why don't you volunteer? Why don't you mentor a child how to read?"â??St. Louis, Mo., Jan. 5, 2004

"So thank you for reminding me about the importance of being a good mom and a great volunteer as well."â??St. Louis, Jan. 5, 2004

"See, without the tax relief package, there would have been a deficit, but there wouldn't have been the commiserateâ??not 'commiserate'â??the kick to our economy that occurred as a result of the tax relief."

"The Iraqis need to be very much involved. They were the people that was brutalized by this man."

"The best way to find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get people coming forth to describe the location of the hole, is to give clues and data."

"Justice was being delivered to a man who defied that gift from the Almighty to the people of Iraq."â??Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003

"As you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say."â??Washington, D.C., Oct. 28, 2003

"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on theâ??the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice."â??Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003 (Thanks to Robert Hack.)

"Whether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor just like they'd like to be called themselves."â??Washington, Oct. 8, 2003 (Thanks to George Dupper.)

"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."â??Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003


"We've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch, and I've spoken out consistently against them, and I want to know who the leakers are."â??Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003

"Washington is a town where there's all kinds of allegations. You've heard much of the allegations. And if people have got solid information, please come forward with it. And that would be people inside the information who are the so-called anonymous sources, or people outside the informationâ??outside the administration."â??Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003 (Thanks to Andy Bowers.)



"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves."â??Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003

"I'm so pleased to be able to say hello to Bill Scranton. He's one of the great Pennsylvania political families."â??Drexel Hill, Penn., Sept. 15, 2003 (Thanks to Michael Shively.)

"That's just the nature of democracy. Sometimes pure politics enters into the rhetoric."â??Crawford, Texas, Aug. 8, 2003 (Thanks to Inigo Thomas.)

"We had a good Cabinet meeting, talked about a lot of issues. Secretary of State and Defense brought us up to date about our desires to spread freedom and peace around the world."â??Washington, D.C., Aug. 1, 2003 (Thanks to Tanny Bear.)

"Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace."â??Washington, D.C., July 25, 2003

One of my favorites

"Our country puts $1 billion a year up to help feed the hungry. And we're by far the most generous nation in the world when it comes to that, and I'm proud to report that. This isn't a contest of who's the most generous. I'm just telling you as an aside. We're generous. We shouldn't be bragging about it. But we are. We're very generous."â??Washington, D.C., July 16, 2003

"It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America."â??Dakar, Senegal, July 8, 2003 (Thanks to Michael Shively.)

"You've also got to measure in order to begin to effect change that's just moreâ??when there's more than talk, there's just actualâ??a paradigm shift."â??Washington, D.C., July 1, 2003 (Thanks to Michael Shively.)

"I urge the leaders in Europe and around the world to take swift, decisive action against terror groups such as Hamas, to cut off their funding, and to supportâ??cut funding and support, as the United States has done."â??Washington, D.C., June 25, 2003

"Iran would be dangerous if they have a nuclear weapon."â??Washington, D.C., June 18, 2003

"Now, there are some who would like to rewrite historyâ??revisionist historians is what I like to call them."â??Elizabeth, N.J., June 16, 2003

And in the end only Hittman can type worse than Bush Speaks.

Yeah, Kerry sucks at speaking, and brings up Nam way too much.

He is about as monotone as bush.

Bob Dole was horrible at speaking...but so funny when comedians and SNL made fun of him.

all those "Thank you's" had me thinking Kerry had a ti-ti-ti-tick.

And how many damn times does he have to say "My Fellow Americans"??

Is this guy just doing everything he can to be JFK Jr. or what?!