Well I suppose I should stop making fun of you now.
Well at least until I go out to the track with my drag radials.
As for launching...
Your best bet is a moderate roll into the throttle from about 2500rpm and never exceed 2/3 pedal in 1st gear. Yes I understand it's hard not to nail the pedal but restraint is A MUST!!!
A quick shift to 2nd and then 3/4 pedal in 2nd until the tires settle or you reach 6500rpm.
Once in 3rd you can let it all hang out.
Another good idea is BETTER TIRES!!!
