Perhaps you mistook those bulges and contours for female body features; those were ACTUALLY the pads of a high school football player on his way to his summer practices; and he plays tightend. And he should wear his helmet with a mask while he waits for the bus.

Please, no jokes about the quarterback's hands under the center's rear.



So how is Joey Harrington gonna do this year?

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