So I'm cruising home from work today (intersection of Joy and Evergreen for you Detroit folks) and I see a group of people standing at the bus stop. One young lady about the size of an adolescent rhinocerous had a pair of sweatpants on with the words "Tight End" printed across the ass (although it looked more like T______I______G______H______T________E________N________D when all was said and done)... This leads to a question:
Why in the hell would a person with an ass at least 4 ax handles wide want to draw even more attention to it??? It boggles my mind. Lord knows I could stand to drop a few pounds but I sure as sh*t ain't drawing any more attention to my butt then need be. In fact I do what I can to cover that sh*t up.
Am I being overly critical or mean? Do things like this bother anyone else? I just don't get it.