When he pulls over he "revs the car to 6,000 rpms and more than one cop wanted to crap his pants". ROTFLMAO!!!!!
While listening to him I've discovered many of the mods that make him so fast(

): a chain steering wheel, metallic blue paint w/flames, T-tops, domed hubcaps, neons around the license plate ("bounces radar off his car"), tinted windows ("deflects the radar back at the cop"), Yosemity Sam mud flaps that say "back off".
The "one cop sent me a thank you note" is priceless!