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Originally posted by 00ContourSE:
Wait.....hold on....I'm getting an image here.







LOL!! Thats perfect!


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its got upwards maybe 270 hp... and that for shure can waste any cop car, and he is doing them a favor by pulling over for the cop... because he could easily out run them. And a cop sent him a thank you leter because "he has such a sweet ride" This guy is a smacktard!

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This has to be fake, no way anyone this retarded could exist and claim how "sweet" his ride is 1000x an interview.


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Originally posted by deftoned989:
This has to be fake, no way anyone this retarded could exist and claim how "sweet" his ride is 1000x an interview.




Hes from California..what do you expect? all the wierdos are from there


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When he pulls over he "revs the car to 6,000 rpms and more than one cop wanted to crap his pants". ROTFLMAO!!!!!

While listening to him I've discovered many of the mods that make him so fast( ): a chain steering wheel, metallic blue paint w/flames, T-tops, domed hubcaps, neons around the license plate ("bounces radar off his car"), tinted windows ("deflects the radar back at the cop"), Yosemity Sam mud flaps that say "back off".

The "one cop sent me a thank you note" is priceless!




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What a tool. I think I need a medal or something, I actually sat through that whole thing.

Im gonna go wax my car really nice now.

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Originally posted by Bull-Mtl:
How do you get out of a ticket " i have a sweet car, and cops are jealous". What a f*ckin asswipe

He also intimidate's the cops because he has tats and a pack of red marlboro on the dash




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Fugg, I pissed my pants laughing listening to this fuktard!

I was on the floor listening to him talking about how that wash and wax the Stealth bomber, and him talking about a nob-nibble and he's weaving through traffic. And then he told a cop to wait until his girlfriend finished giving him a blow-job! OMFGLMGDAOPIP!

This guy is totally DILLUSIONAL - reminds me of some other dumb fuggs on this website!


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This guy can't be serious. There is no way someone out there is this dumb. How did they keep him on the radio this long?

He intimidates cops to get out of tickets. I guess backwards thinking is in this year.


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IROC = Italian Retard out cruising. I dont know about you guys but every IROC camero in my town is drivin by some dumb italian kid. But maybe its just here.


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